It’s that time of the week, time to run down what was hot and what was not this week. This week has been pretty interesting to say the least. San Diego Comic Con is going on this week. For some people that’s all the hotness they can handle, for the rest of us, let’s dive in and see what else is hot and what’s not and we’ll try to stay away from the fat Batman cosplayers. So let's get this started and see if this week was hotter than a pepperoni pizza.
As if fat Batman wasn’t bad enough, how about the kid who got banned from a donut shop. A four year old boy, again FOUR year old, got banned from a Connecticut donut shop for asking a woman if she had a baby in her belly. When the woman replied no, the mother of the four year old was mortified and apologized.
The woman told her it was no problem and everyone went on their way. The next time the mother and four year old boy went to the donut shop they were stopped at the front door and yelled at. They were told that they couldn’t enter the shop and were banned because the boy was rude. Of course there was public outrage and there have been angry phone calls and comments left for the business. The shop’s manager says that the whole story hasn’t been revealed, there’s more to it than this one incident. Well, manager, spill it, we need to know just how evil four year olds can be. If the mother would have been banned for not teaching her child how to behave in public that might be a different story.
Strange things seem to happen in restaurants. This week some guys were caught on surveillance cameras inside a Florida restaurant. They broke in after hours and while most robbers wear clothes that conceal their identity these guys were in nothing more than their tighty wighties. They were caught on camera stealing a box of frozen meat. Once they grabbed the meat they still had one more thing to do, remove their briefs and hang out in the kitchen for a little while longer. Lady Gaga wants everyone to know she had nothing to do with it.
Perhaps those burger thieves were just really hot and needed a place to cool off? Much like the thieves who are stealing air conditioners from churches in Nashville, TN. Someone stole all but one air conditioning unit from a church and it’s possible they left the one because it was simply too heavy. The units that were stolen are about $9,000 each, but during a scorching summer heat wave they can seem priceless. Maybe the thieves were just ensuring that they’d have a cold day in Hell?
Speaking of hot, flamethrowers can get pretty hot. Flamethrowers are often thought of as the weapon of choice during an apocalypse and one man has figured out how to fuel his weapon in case of such an event. Yes, there is now a poop powered flamethrower. . This poop powered flame thrower can shoot an amazing 30 foot flame. The Arizona man used rabbit poo to power his flamethrower and said the trick is to grind the poo into a fine powder. How do you grind rabbit poop into a fine powder? Why with your helpful, handy kitchen blender of course. Just make sure to use this blender to mix margaritas for your worst enemies only. This flamethrower is also not recommended for the use of killing spiders.
Someone needs to check with Alanis Morissette to make sure if the tree planted in tribute to a Beatle that was destroyed by beetles is truly ironic. A memorial pine tree was planted in GriffithsPark, Los Angeles, CA, for late Beatle George Harrison. It was planted in 2004 and was doing quite well until a drought and infestation of ladybugs and bark beetles. There are plans to plant a new tree. Hopefully the bugs will let it be.
In some seriously creepy news, police are investigating the appearance of porcelain dolls being left of doorsteps in a California community. What’s even creepier is that the dolls resemble the girls who live in the homes they’re left. This is no Boo Radley, type doll either, and police have no idea who is doing this.
Want to see something else creepy? Remember the Nic Cage Superman movie we were promised? Poor Nic Cage wanted to be Superman so badly and this movie just never got made. Now there is a video with interviews and footage from that movie. The creepiest thing about this video is that now that everything is explained and the concepts are finally revealed it doesn’t look half bad?
That’s it for this week. Remember, if you’re a baby alligator wanting to escape from the zoo you’re trapped in ask the tortoise for help and stay hot because you don’t want to be what’s not.